Too Meta..

In the middle..

Unsure as to whose breath smells like wide open asshole, but I'd rather stand than sit and be subjected to this abuse.

An eyebrow singed upon every exhalation.

What in the unholy mother of fuck; gum costs a fucking dollar.

There Is No "Stealth"..

..anywhere on this bicycle.

Nothing about this bicycle is stealth..

..unless you're 'hot' and trying to blend in and not get stopped by the police..

..OK.. maybe it IS stealth...

..or maybe it isn't; the "mamachari" (mama chariot) is the most common bicycle in Japan. A foreigner riding one while holding is basically a death sentence.

Better to ride some custom, expensive bicycle so it's obvious that you bought it.

I know that's the Japanese guy that tried to bully me on the train..

..because I spat on his back to mark him for later.

Fuck you, you racist piece of shit.

I feel like a racist just laughing at it..

First Band in the Phone Book