People Who Do This..

I don't mind if you're talking on the phone loudly.. I do it myself occasionally..

I don't even care if you do so in the priority seat that explicitly forbids using phones, in which you shouldn't be sitting. Also guilty as charged..

..but why in the FUCK do you have to use speaker phone while you do it?
Why do I have to hear BOTH sides of your conversation.

Wouldn't you hear better if you put the phone to your ear? You also wouldn't have to shout.

Fuck you, bitch.