If You're This Drunk You Can't Read This Sign

Racial Reality

GCC - Global Communication Consulting...uh-huh..

Black man with dreadlocks
prominently displayed in English teaching company's ad.

Good luck acquiring job if actual black guy with dreadlocks.

The Tokyo Rush Hour Smell of Death

Dude.. you smell like death. Why are you surprised when the train pulls off? That's what trains fucking do when they leave the station. Hold on to the fucking pole. You're gonna step on my foot every time you turn a page? Skillful readers can hold a book and turn the page with one hand. Not a skillful reader? THEN DON'T READ ON THE FUCKING TRAIN. Reading some shitty Japanese book that's only popular in Japan doesn't excuse you.

Convenient Complacency

There are three tectonic plates under the Kanagawa region, sudden slippage in any of which will most probably result in an earthquake of unimaginable destruction..

..until then, you'll have convenience coming out of your ass.

This taxi offers smartphone charging while you ride.

Raiden..

..no matter what country you're in, it's always in the least popular corner of the arcade.

Always Be A Tourist

Working in Tokyo can be stressful, especially in winter.. but if you look up from your phone occasionally you may be reminded of why you travelled here in the first place.