The Tokyo Rush Hour Smell of Death

Dude.. you smell like death. Why are you surprised when the train pulls off? That's what trains fucking do when they leave the station. Hold on to the fucking pole. You're gonna step on my foot every time you turn a page? Skillful readers can hold a book and turn the page with one hand. Not a skillful reader? THEN DON'T READ ON THE FUCKING TRAIN. Reading some shitty Japanese book that's only popular in Japan doesn't excuse you.