There Is No "Stealth"..

..anywhere on this bicycle.

Nothing about this bicycle is stealth..

..unless you're 'hot' and trying to blend in and not get stopped by the police..

..OK.. maybe it IS stealth...

..or maybe it isn't; the "mamachari" (mama chariot) is the most common bicycle in Japan. A foreigner riding one while holding is basically a death sentence.

Better to ride some custom, expensive bicycle so it's obvious that you bought it.