"I Am Queen Cunt.. "

"I need two hands to play my stupid phone game. The game is basically joining circles of the same color. I may as well be making a tower with wooden blocks. I have hung my umbrella on my arm, but not so I can hold on to something with my free arm.. it's so I can shuffle around like a lame mule with every bump of the train while I try to best my high score. I never exercise. Having kids was enough. My body is like dough.

I am Queen Cunt "