It's Called 'Elevator' Music For A Reason..

Sometimes using a Japanese toilet is like a dream:

Clean..

Manga so I can brush up on my Japanese..
Ample toiletpaper..

Hooks to hand my bag, jacket AND umbrella..

Soothing colours..

Touchless handdryers, taps and autoflush..

I've never seen a cleaner public toilet - in a subway station no less..

Now if they'd only get rid of the elevator music.

'Dear Japanese toilet design team: Barry Manillow is ALREADY elevator music; you don't have to take the words out and jazz it up.'

Now if they only had soap..