Dirty Tokyo Back-Offices

I've been to my share of dirty, sleazy, shady, dank, dark, B2 club back offices in my time but..

Toilet paper readily accessible? Check.

Ancient iMac dating from the times of the Maya? Check.

Those pipes are carrying actual human waste. What's more, you can hear it sloshing around and bouncing off the inside of the pipes if you put your ear to it and listen..

..but the rat turds on and near the ashtray?

Win.