And The Award For "Guy Most Likely to Get Kicked in the Ass While Working on a Spreadsheet" Goes To:

This guy.

No, he didn't just drop his documents on the ground..

This guy's conducting business on his mobile that's SO important that he had to stop right there and then, drop his papers on the floor, and use the ground as a table..
Yup. Right there in the middle of Kawasaki station川崎駅...at 3 o'clock in the afternoon...with hella people walking all round.

川崎駅 is a madhouse at rush hour.
I consider myself to now be well-trained in the art of not-bumping-into-anyone-in-the-Tokyo-Metropolis; effortlessly threading my way between people with ninja-like precision..

I can't do that in 川崎駅. There're simply too many people at rush hour. Sometimes in 川崎駅 you can't see your feet in front of you.

AND STILL this guy finds this place to be quite appropriate to relay this quarter's figures to the head office.

You're a salaryman, dude..organize your crap and buy a desk.