Starship Enterprise called...they want their toilets back...

Starship Enterprise about to beam up every toilet in
Japan at once...

There are tv's on this planet with fewer buttons than some Japanese toilets.

My cell phone has fewer buttons than this toilet.
Some it's more amazing features (at least the one's I could figure out) include:


Ergonomic design, easily accesible control panel and convenient built-in sink that utilizes toilet tank water.











Readliy accessible flip-top control panel to control force of ass-jet, toilet seat heating and a bunch of other things I haven't figured out yet..











Multiple flushing speeds.














Remote control access for those priceless toilet pranks..













Illuminated display for nightime viewing, motion sensor for touchless flushing and universal button iconography..



Easy to follow instructions..














I may never be able to use a normal peasant toilet again..